Dear diary,
Right now I really wish Concha was here, even though the little guy was annoying at least he was company.
My shell has not been painted yet, and for that I am thankful! I hope these children forget about the ridiculous yellow spots and glitter!
It has been incredibly difficult to go on my diet with all the food and treats the children bring for me. But ms. Flanese always puts them directly on my face, I mean who wants that? A juicy cucumber is wonderful to eat, just not directly on my face...
Ms. Hanese read below:
Diet must be completed
Get me out of this plastic horror!
(I know the rocks are fake)
Get me some privacy
(plastic grass doesn't cut it!)
No more food ON MY FACE!!!
Oh and something i don't understand, why do the humans make such a big fuss over poop? I try to be discreet, but they watch me like 24/5 (not 24/7 becAuse you have weekends).
Houdini
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