Today something crazy happened, I laid white poo, so I thought. The humans said they are eggs but how cAn I have eggs without a mate the other two snails in here aren't even my friends, we rarely socialize.
I see a major problem with this whole egg thing, I don't want to share my cucumbers with anymore snails even if they are my kids! Besides, who is going to take care of them, not me. I am going to try to make that snail they call Pasta take care of them, he is far more social and probably likes little snails crawling all over the place!
Ms. Senese here are some questions for you:
Has Pasta laid eggs without me knowing?
Can you tell the kids/students to stop crowding me?
Are you going to let me go when the kids rare born?
Could you buy me a bigger plastic horror?
Till next time.
Houdini
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