Dear Diary,
Today was a good day but it is getting really lonely in here. I miss Concha. Concha was the only friend I have had, at least he was someone to crawl on and talk to. I miss living with him and making fun of his painted shell, even if I was only doing it because I was little jealous.
I overheard the kids mentioning another pet named "Slinky"? Really what kind of a name is slinky?A caterpillar???
I AM NOT SHARING MY DORMITORY WITH A CATERPILLAR!
UGH.
Houdini
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
9/17/2010 - Katie
Dear Diary,
Today the big human took me out of the container I was in, I figured out it was a container the hard way: trying to escape but only going on the ceiling. My dear "almost" friend Concha always went on about how Shenese always interrupted him while he was going to the bathroom. I hope that doesn't happen to me. And if it does...the horrors! But I'm still holding a grudge about how he pooped on my cucumber.
Right now I am going to hide behind the grass so she can not find me going to the bathroom. (My privacy is constantly invaded!) I have been eating cucumbers and making plans to escape, but now that I think about it life is good here but awfully lonely.
Love,
Houdini
Today the big human took me out of the container I was in, I figured out it was a container the hard way: trying to escape but only going on the ceiling. My dear "almost" friend Concha always went on about how Shenese always interrupted him while he was going to the bathroom. I hope that doesn't happen to me. And if it does...the horrors! But I'm still holding a grudge about how he pooped on my cucumber.
Right now I am going to hide behind the grass so she can not find me going to the bathroom. (My privacy is constantly invaded!) I have been eating cucumbers and making plans to escape, but now that I think about it life is good here but awfully lonely.
Love,
Houdini
9/19/2010-Ethan
Dear Diary,
"Finally my way to escape". As I make my way off the bridge that Ms. Blanese made me, but I must think about this because she has been giving me such tasty food...
I've got the perfect idea maybe when she gives me my food I can blend in with my food. I will hide in with the salad and greens and she will never know I am there. That is a sure fire way to escape. When she attempts to throw the container out I will merely crawl out and victory will be mine!
I might need to excersize first. She has been feeding me quite a bit and I have become kind of round. But I feeel bad because all of the kids out there are running like a million times faster than I do. Should I like Ms. Crenese or not, because on Friday she was I think taking pictures of me when I was out of my sehll trying to have a peaceful lunch. All I think I heard from the kids was, "Ms. Senese" (ohhhh, that's what it is.) "No flash photagraphy!"
As I lay in this lonely cave I am just getting to be sadder and sadder.
From,
Houdini
"Finally my way to escape". As I make my way off the bridge that Ms. Blanese made me, but I must think about this because she has been giving me such tasty food...
I've got the perfect idea maybe when she gives me my food I can blend in with my food. I will hide in with the salad and greens and she will never know I am there. That is a sure fire way to escape. When she attempts to throw the container out I will merely crawl out and victory will be mine!
I might need to excersize first. She has been feeding me quite a bit and I have become kind of round. But I feeel bad because all of the kids out there are running like a million times faster than I do. Should I like Ms. Crenese or not, because on Friday she was I think taking pictures of me when I was out of my sehll trying to have a peaceful lunch. All I think I heard from the kids was, "Ms. Senese" (ohhhh, that's what it is.) "No flash photagraphy!"
As I lay in this lonely cave I am just getting to be sadder and sadder.
From,
Houdini
9/20/2010 - Dani
Dear Diary,
right now, I am strartying to wish Concha was here. The little guy might have been annoying but he did keep me company.
My shell has not been painted yet. I hope the children forget about that ridiculousness. I certainly do not want my shell covered in yellow spots and glitter.
I don't like the way I am fed. (what is that human's name?)Ms. Flanese always puts my food right on my face! The big juicy cucumbers, they are delicious, but it is slightly disturbing.
Ms. Hanese - please read below:
Oh! Something I do not understand is why the humans make such a big fuss over my POOP, I am trying to do it discreetly, but you watch me like hawks, 24/5 or 24/7 whatever you say.
right now, I am strartying to wish Concha was here. The little guy might have been annoying but he did keep me company.
My shell has not been painted yet. I hope the children forget about that ridiculousness. I certainly do not want my shell covered in yellow spots and glitter.
I don't like the way I am fed. (what is that human's name?)Ms. Flanese always puts my food right on my face! The big juicy cucumbers, they are delicious, but it is slightly disturbing.
Ms. Hanese - please read below:
- Diet must be completed
- get me out of this plastic horror
- (I know the rocks are fake)
- get me a little privacy please!
- Make up mind to stay or not
Oh! Something I do not understand is why the humans make such a big fuss over my POOP, I am trying to do it discreetly, but you watch me like hawks, 24/5 or 24/7 whatever you say.
9/21/2010- Katharina
Dear Diary,
Hey, It's Houdini. I've been wasting my time, I have to get out! What was I thinking. I can't stay! I xcan NOT let these humans think I am THEIR pet! They even think it is nice to have another snail here, a less intelligent snail, this guy is definately lacking upstairs! Like I want a "pal" ?!? That snail exposes itself far too much, like anyone wants to see "Pasta's" foot muscle. (shees!)
Anyway I belong in the world livin' free, letting the wind blow on my face as I go a quarter mile an hour. I can find my own cucumbers. maybe when I escape, I can stop by that food lair and take the cucumbers from teh human's source! Maybe there is some kind of cucumber ray...I could take that instead. I'll have an endless array of cucmbers! Yup, I'm livin' la vida loca baby! No human can get in my way! It is going to be a good life.
Love,
Houdini
Hey, It's Houdini. I've been wasting my time, I have to get out! What was I thinking. I can't stay! I xcan NOT let these humans think I am THEIR pet! They even think it is nice to have another snail here, a less intelligent snail, this guy is definately lacking upstairs! Like I want a "pal" ?!? That snail exposes itself far too much, like anyone wants to see "Pasta's" foot muscle. (shees!)
Anyway I belong in the world livin' free, letting the wind blow on my face as I go a quarter mile an hour. I can find my own cucumbers. maybe when I escape, I can stop by that food lair and take the cucumbers from teh human's source! Maybe there is some kind of cucumber ray...I could take that instead. I'll have an endless array of cucmbers! Yup, I'm livin' la vida loca baby! No human can get in my way! It is going to be a good life.
Love,
Houdini
Thursday, September 16, 2010
September 15, 2010 - Morgan
Dear Diary,
Today was pretty relaxing. Not very many people made me feel claustrophobic today.
I am living the high life, whenever the monsters come back from lunch I get fresh cucumbers and lettuce. I think the monsters are called "students or kids" either or...
I can't believe I am saying this, but...I kind of miss Concha, even though we fought, he was close to being my friend. I will never forgive him for pooping on my cucumber that was dirty!
It was MY cucumber. :(
Houdini
Today was pretty relaxing. Not very many people made me feel claustrophobic today.
I am living the high life, whenever the monsters come back from lunch I get fresh cucumbers and lettuce. I think the monsters are called "students or kids" either or...
I can't believe I am saying this, but...I kind of miss Concha, even though we fought, he was close to being my friend. I will never forgive him for pooping on my cucumber that was dirty!
It was MY cucumber. :(
Houdini
September 14, 2010 - Alexis
Dear Diary,
Today a giant picked me up and brought me to this weird place in a plastic container. I hate plastic! But I am fed well, cucumbers and lettuce, yum! All these small Giants keep surrounding me and they watch me use the bathroom (awkward!), I have no privacy!
Then today the big giant was rolling me around, I got so dizzy and nervous I hed in my shell, then I pooped...oops. All the mini-giants laughed. I got so peturbed I stayed in my shell. Can't they just leave me alone?
Later a big ringing noise and the classroom became dark, finally I was being left alone. I was a little nervous at first, but I had a cucumber for company (for a little while at least). It was actually quite peaceful while it was dark and the giants were not around.
Then the lights cameback on and the noises began again. Still I love the cucmbers. I hope to learn more about these giants and miin-giants. I might find a good life here through torture in a plastic container. Well, all I have to say is....
more cucumbers please.
Houdini
Today a giant picked me up and brought me to this weird place in a plastic container. I hate plastic! But I am fed well, cucumbers and lettuce, yum! All these small Giants keep surrounding me and they watch me use the bathroom (awkward!), I have no privacy!
Then today the big giant was rolling me around, I got so dizzy and nervous I hed in my shell, then I pooped...oops. All the mini-giants laughed. I got so peturbed I stayed in my shell. Can't they just leave me alone?
Later a big ringing noise and the classroom became dark, finally I was being left alone. I was a little nervous at first, but I had a cucumber for company (for a little while at least). It was actually quite peaceful while it was dark and the giants were not around.
Then the lights cameback on and the noises began again. Still I love the cucmbers. I hope to learn more about these giants and miin-giants. I might find a good life here through torture in a plastic container. Well, all I have to say is....
more cucumbers please.
Houdini
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
September 13, 2010 - Alejandra
Dear Diary,
Today I came back from a kid's house; I wonder who will take me next...Next time I will make a plan to escape. Four more days until another kid takes me and then, I shall make a plan...but I know I can not carry it out with the new lazy guy in here.
Oh, btw there is this new lazy snail in here. Lazy hardly moves and has a cracked shell. I think something is wrong with that guy. My style is way better. I like my style.
I am so bored. My pal has been there for hours. I wonder if he is dead. "Excuse me, are you dead?" "Oh I will get you little guy!" he says. "Do you want to get out of here, well you aren't. Only me, I am getting out of here. I will work all day and all night to get out of here." Actually though I like my food. If I escape I don't think I will get to meet more friends nor will I get as many cucumbers...in fact I think I should stay.
Love,
Concha
by: Alejandra
Today I came back from a kid's house; I wonder who will take me next...Next time I will make a plan to escape. Four more days until another kid takes me and then, I shall make a plan...but I know I can not carry it out with the new lazy guy in here.
Oh, btw there is this new lazy snail in here. Lazy hardly moves and has a cracked shell. I think something is wrong with that guy. My style is way better. I like my style.
I am so bored. My pal has been there for hours. I wonder if he is dead. "Excuse me, are you dead?" "Oh I will get you little guy!" he says. "Do you want to get out of here, well you aren't. Only me, I am getting out of here. I will work all day and all night to get out of here." Actually though I like my food. If I escape I don't think I will get to meet more friends nor will I get as many cucumbers...in fact I think I should stay.
Love,
Concha
September 10, 2010 - Chris
Wishlist/Snail Thoughts
get out of here
stop bugging me
want more food
why do people crowd me
don't want dirt below me
get me out of this cage
don't look at me
don't like a lot of people
don't like to be on tables
don't want bushes
don't want rocks
need more air
need more space
don't like plastic
want more cucumbers
by: Christopher
Friday, September 10, 2010
September 8, 2010 - Kyle
Dear Diary,
Today the big human thought I was dead, I gave her quite a fright. I was an inch away from escape, when the big human trashed it! I learned the human's name was Seahease, or Senese. I really don't understand the students, I learned the third graders will take turns taking me to their houses. That will be my chance to escape.
I am starting to find the projects Shenese tells the students to do very interesting. I should start a wishlist, telling the students and Blenese, unfortunately I am limited on paper.
I still don't understand how humans move so quickly and I only move an inch every two minutes. I still have a lot to learn, like how you pronounce Clenese's name....
Till tomorrow.
Concha
written by: Kyle (fifth grade student)
http://senese-concha.blogspot.com/
The first post-
Today the big human thought I was dead, I gave her quite a fright. I was an inch away from escape, when the big human trashed it! I learned the human's name was Seahease, or Senese. I really don't understand the students, I learned the third graders will take turns taking me to their houses. That will be my chance to escape.
I am starting to find the projects Shenese tells the students to do very interesting. I should start a wishlist, telling the students and Blenese, unfortunately I am limited on paper.
I still don't understand how humans move so quickly and I only move an inch every two minutes. I still have a lot to learn, like how you pronounce Clenese's name....
Till tomorrow.
Concha
written by: Kyle (fifth grade student)
http://senese-concha.blogspot.com/
The first post-
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