Today something crazy happened, I laid white poo, so I thought. The humans said they are eggs but how cAn I have eggs without a mate the other two snails in here aren't even my friends, we rarely socialize.
I see a major problem with this whole egg thing, I don't want to share my cucumbers with anymore snails even if they are my kids! Besides, who is going to take care of them, not me. I am going to try to make that snail they call Pasta take care of them, he is far more social and probably likes little snails crawling all over the place!
Ms. Senese here are some questions for you:
Has Pasta laid eggs without me knowing?
Can you tell the kids/students to stop crowding me?
Are you going to let me go when the kids rare born?
Could you buy me a bigger plastic horror?
Till next time.
Houdini
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
9.28.10
Dear Diary,
It is Houdini, I M still in the cage. I think I am getting somewhere, i race up the wall but in over two minutes I have barely gone an inch, with this extra weight on me, I am not getting anywhere anytime soon! If only I had wings!
Frustrated and still overweight,
Houdini
It is Houdini, I M still in the cage. I think I am getting somewhere, i race up the wall but in over two minutes I have barely gone an inch, with this extra weight on me, I am not getting anywhere anytime soon! If only I had wings!
Frustrated and still overweight,
Houdini
9.27.10
Dear diary,
Right now I really wish Concha was here, even though the little guy was annoying at least he was company.
My shell has not been painted yet, and for that I am thankful! I hope these children forget about the ridiculous yellow spots and glitter!
It has been incredibly difficult to go on my diet with all the food and treats the children bring for me. But ms. Flanese always puts them directly on my face, I mean who wants that? A juicy cucumber is wonderful to eat, just not directly on my face...
Ms. Hanese read below:
Diet must be completed
Get me out of this plastic horror!
(I know the rocks are fake)
Get me some privacy
(plastic grass doesn't cut it!)
No more food ON MY FACE!!!
Oh and something i don't understand, why do the humans make such a big fuss over poop? I try to be discreet, but they watch me like 24/5 (not 24/7 becAuse you have weekends).
Houdini
Right now I really wish Concha was here, even though the little guy was annoying at least he was company.
My shell has not been painted yet, and for that I am thankful! I hope these children forget about the ridiculous yellow spots and glitter!
It has been incredibly difficult to go on my diet with all the food and treats the children bring for me. But ms. Flanese always puts them directly on my face, I mean who wants that? A juicy cucumber is wonderful to eat, just not directly on my face...
Ms. Hanese read below:
Diet must be completed
Get me out of this plastic horror!
(I know the rocks are fake)
Get me some privacy
(plastic grass doesn't cut it!)
No more food ON MY FACE!!!
Oh and something i don't understand, why do the humans make such a big fuss over poop? I try to be discreet, but they watch me like 24/5 (not 24/7 becAuse you have weekends).
Houdini
9.23.10
DeAr Diary,
Finally, I have a plan to escape, As I make my way off the bridge that Ms. Blenese made me it hit me, I will blend in with the tasty food that Ms. Blenese feeds me, then when she throws it out I will crawl my way to victory! I might need to exercise thought, all this food is mAking me a bit round.
I am kind of torn about Ms.Shenese, she feeds me great food and I think sometimes I should like her, but on Friday she was taking pictures of me out of my shell trying to watt lunch! Sometimes there is no such thing as privacy!
As I lay in this plastic cave I am getting sadder and lonelier.
From,
Houdini
Finally, I have a plan to escape, As I make my way off the bridge that Ms. Blenese made me it hit me, I will blend in with the tasty food that Ms. Blenese feeds me, then when she throws it out I will crawl my way to victory! I might need to exercise thought, all this food is mAking me a bit round.
I am kind of torn about Ms.Shenese, she feeds me great food and I think sometimes I should like her, but on Friday she was taking pictures of me out of my shell trying to watt lunch! Sometimes there is no such thing as privacy!
As I lay in this plastic cave I am getting sadder and lonelier.
From,
Houdini
9.22.10
Dear diary,
Today the big human took me out of the container I was in, I figured out the hArd way:I was not really escaping, I was merrily on the ceiling. My dear almost friend Concha always went on about shentese or Senese interrupting him while he was using the bathroom, I hope that doesn't happen to me. And if it does...oh the horror!
For now think I will hid behind the grass so that no one will see me use the bathroom. I have been eating cucumbers and planning my escape diligently. Life here is not too bad although do get lonely, it sure would be nice to have a friend.
Love,
Houdini
Today the big human took me out of the container I was in, I figured out the hArd way:I was not really escaping, I was merrily on the ceiling. My dear almost friend Concha always went on about shentese or Senese interrupting him while he was using the bathroom, I hope that doesn't happen to me. And if it does...oh the horror!
For now think I will hid behind the grass so that no one will see me use the bathroom. I have been eating cucumbers and planning my escape diligently. Life here is not too bad although do get lonely, it sure would be nice to have a friend.
Love,
Houdini
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
9/16/2010 - Van
Dear Diary,
Today was a good day but it is getting really lonely in here. I miss Concha. Concha was the only friend I have had, at least he was someone to crawl on and talk to. I miss living with him and making fun of his painted shell, even if I was only doing it because I was little jealous.
I overheard the kids mentioning another pet named "Slinky"? Really what kind of a name is slinky?A caterpillar???
I AM NOT SHARING MY DORMITORY WITH A CATERPILLAR!
UGH.
Houdini
Today was a good day but it is getting really lonely in here. I miss Concha. Concha was the only friend I have had, at least he was someone to crawl on and talk to. I miss living with him and making fun of his painted shell, even if I was only doing it because I was little jealous.
I overheard the kids mentioning another pet named "Slinky"? Really what kind of a name is slinky?A caterpillar???
I AM NOT SHARING MY DORMITORY WITH A CATERPILLAR!
UGH.
Houdini
9/17/2010 - Katie
Dear Diary,
Today the big human took me out of the container I was in, I figured out it was a container the hard way: trying to escape but only going on the ceiling. My dear "almost" friend Concha always went on about how Shenese always interrupted him while he was going to the bathroom. I hope that doesn't happen to me. And if it does...the horrors! But I'm still holding a grudge about how he pooped on my cucumber.
Right now I am going to hide behind the grass so she can not find me going to the bathroom. (My privacy is constantly invaded!) I have been eating cucumbers and making plans to escape, but now that I think about it life is good here but awfully lonely.
Love,
Houdini
Today the big human took me out of the container I was in, I figured out it was a container the hard way: trying to escape but only going on the ceiling. My dear "almost" friend Concha always went on about how Shenese always interrupted him while he was going to the bathroom. I hope that doesn't happen to me. And if it does...the horrors! But I'm still holding a grudge about how he pooped on my cucumber.
Right now I am going to hide behind the grass so she can not find me going to the bathroom. (My privacy is constantly invaded!) I have been eating cucumbers and making plans to escape, but now that I think about it life is good here but awfully lonely.
Love,
Houdini
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