Dear Diary,
Today the big human took me out of the container I was in, I figured out it was a container the hard way: trying to escape but only going on the ceiling. My dear "almost" friend Concha always went on about how Shenese always interrupted him while he was going to the bathroom. I hope that doesn't happen to me. And if it does...the horrors! But I'm still holding a grudge about how he pooped on my cucumber.
Right now I am going to hide behind the grass so she can not find me going to the bathroom. (My privacy is constantly invaded!) I have been eating cucumbers and making plans to escape, but now that I think about it life is good here but awfully lonely.
Love,
Houdini
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