right now, I am strartying to wish Concha was here. The little guy might have been annoying but he did keep me company.
My shell has not been painted yet. I hope the children forget about that ridiculousness. I certainly do not want my shell covered in yellow spots and glitter.
I don't like the way I am fed. (what is that human's name?)Ms. Flanese always puts my food right on my face! The big juicy cucumbers, they are delicious, but it is slightly disturbing.
Ms. Hanese - please read below:
- Diet must be completed
- get me out of this plastic horror
- (I know the rocks are fake)
- get me a little privacy please!
- Make up mind to stay or not
Oh! Something I do not understand is why the humans make such a big fuss over my POOP, I am trying to do it discreetly, but you watch me like hawks, 24/5 or 24/7 whatever you say.
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