Dear Diary,
Hey, It's Houdini. I've been wasting my time, I have to get out! What was I thinking. I can't stay! I xcan NOT let these humans think I am THEIR pet! They even think it is nice to have another snail here, a less intelligent snail, this guy is definately lacking upstairs! Like I want a "pal" ?!? That snail exposes itself far too much, like anyone wants to see "Pasta's" foot muscle. (shees!)
Anyway I belong in the world livin' free, letting the wind blow on my face as I go a quarter mile an hour. I can find my own cucumbers. maybe when I escape, I can stop by that food lair and take the cucumbers from teh human's source! Maybe there is some kind of cucumber ray...I could take that instead. I'll have an endless array of cucmbers! Yup, I'm livin' la vida loca baby! No human can get in my way! It is going to be a good life.
Love,
Houdini
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